omfg.

I just saw perhaps theeee sexiest studd I’ve ever laid eyes on. Yet I look like shit. And she was with her girlfriend to, so… yeah, woulda been hella awkward in any case if I tried hitting on her… be all like..

“Hreyy bbz lemme get yo numbre, idfc if you got a girfrann more pretty than me, and I don’t curr if your weyy outter ma league, get at meh sweet cheekz.”

Yeah, as you can tell I have no insecurities when it comes to my thoughts…. but when it comes to my actions…. lets just say im as awkward as a nerdy beaver having sex for the first time with his sexy bunny girlfriend of 3 days.

Mrs (Mr?) Sexayy StuddMuffin, y u no be mine. XD

Anonymous asked: What's pansexual?

Google exists for a reason, yo. Im not gonna go through the trouble of explaining to an anon anyway -.-

Being a pansexual gal is probably one of the hardest things to be (and am), because it truly means that out of the 7billion people on earth, so far not a single one wants to be with me.

Kay, I can die now.

milesjai:

madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

(Source)

Watch till the end.  Trust me.

(Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture, via tabarnak666)

Literally the only thing keeping me going today, is having seen that my last three heartfelt posts actually got a couple of likes and a reblog somewhere. I know they were only found because of my tags, so those who liked and reblogged won’t see this, but thank you to those people for giving me even a little hope today. I love you guys.

(To me its a big deal because my originals usually never get even 1 note, but to see that a few people this week took the time read what sits so heavily on my heart, really makes me want to keep writing).

Holy shit. My last post has got to be the longest original post I’ve ever done.

Average Person’s Opinion on Gay/ Same-Sex Marriage

Today’s topic: gay hate from the general public/ people against gay marriage (if you’re looking for something on sexuality in the eyes of the religious, please refer to my last novel-length post).

This post was inspired by a girl who I knew from last year, and is one of my Facebook contacts. A little while ago (from this writing) I saw her ‘share’ a photo from another person’s profile that said something along these lines: “I am a Christian folk who doesn’t want gay people to get married. I love you if you’re my gay friend and I’m not gonna hate on you and shit, but I don’t think you deserve the right to marry. I still love you though. No homo.”

Jesus help me to not drive two and a half hours to track this girl down and slap her across the face for being another ignorant and selfish conformist. That there picture was damn near one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read—which says something, because I am an internet addict; I’ve read some pretty stupid shit in my 14 years of internet browsing (out of 19 years of life. Lol.) So here’s me, basically talking directly to her, and anybody who fits her stereotype (because I hate stereotypes and only apply them to people who really don’t deserve to breathe.)

Like seriously. Number one, it’s bad that you got it from someone else, insinuating that you’re an unoriginal person who can’t really come up with her own ideas or beliefs. Secondly, saying you love them but don’t want them to marry, is JUST AS STUPID AS TELLING A HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE THAT YOU TOTALLY LOVE THEM AND DON’T WANT THEM TO FUCKING MARRY. IT’S THEEE SAAAAME SHIIIIIIIITTTT YOU ASS TWAT MUNCHING FUCKER BUTT OMFGADSFDS.

Like, why the actual fuck do you even care if gay people marry or not? OH MY GOD, NORTH KOREA MIGHT ACTUALLY NUKE US IF GAY PEOPLE GET THE RIGHT TO MARRY. HOLY SHIT, BETTER WATCH OUT, THAT GAY COUPLE HAS RABIES AND HERPES AND BIRD FLU AND THE COMMON FUCKING COLD BECAUSE THEY GOT MARRIED HOLY SHIT STAY AWAY THEY’RE DEADLY OH NO THEY BREATHED 20 YARDS AWAY FROM ME I’M GOING TO DIE OH GOD NOOO WHYY.

Actually, if same-sex marriage were to be legalized, pretty much the only thing that would happen is… OH YEAH, TWO MEN OR WOMEN FUCKING MARRYING EACH OTHER AND GETTING TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER FOREVER THE SAME WAY A DUDE AND CHICK DO. Which brings me to another pertaining sub-topic.

If two dick-owners or two rug-munching girls were to be given the right to join in matrimony, that would just mean a bigger ratio of happy couples to non-happy couples. In other words, you’d have a greater percentage of people who ACTUALLY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER ENOUGH NOT TO EVEN PONDER THE IDEA OF DIVORCE. Which brings me to ANOTHER sub-topic.

You’re Christian. You waste your time wishing gays never to marry, yet you never blink twice towards the ever-constant divorce stories coming from every-fucking-where. Ohhh, your mommy and daddy divorced? DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT, BITCH. If you’re so high-and-mighty bible-followy, why spend all your time on gays? You as a fluent bible preacher should know that divorce is wrong too. Why don’t you rally THAT shit, huh? Oh, I know why! ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT THOSE DOUBLE-STANDARDS!

Honey, I’d hate to see YOU get married someday, or even fuck someone, ‘cause that would just give you the chance to reproduce little devil-spawn haters. Ya know. Even though you say you’re not a hater.

Well, that’s my sexuality rant of the day. As a proud pansexual, this affects me too. If I want to marry a woman* someday, that should be between me and her; not between me, her, a court ruling that we can’t, and a bunch of judgemental assholes chiming in with the same song. I can honestly picture myself happy next to a beautiful girl that I love with all my everything (granted I find her first). If I found my Cinderella, my Snow White, my Jasmine, Rapunzel, or Ariel, I would want the right to marry her. And I know lots of girls are on the same page as me; same goes for guys. And not just for the pans, but also for bi/gay/les/etc. Someday, we’ll be granted this right, ladies and gentlemen. Until then, I shall keep on fighting alongside all of you. We can win. We /will/ win.

For any of you who read this, thank you so so much. If you could like or reblog so I know you read it, I would love you even more.

And remember: you are beautiful. You are perfect. As long as you are true to yourself. Let nobody change that.

Until next time, this is Whatsittooya, signing off. ♥

P.S. You guys! What should I write about next?! Send me ideas in my ask box! Please?…no? Okay :c

oh my gosh I just read that as big time bush im sorry I just. I can’t. omfg dead.

Sometimes, being dyslexic is so funny oh my gahd.

about to dig inside my freezer and retrieve my rocky road ice cream and eat my feelings because fuck you lol ×_×